It was another wild weekend in Rudyland, full of legal dropkicks, employee shakeups, Hugo Chavez and micropenises. The latter was kindly provided by Jenna Ellis, Trump campaign attorney.
Because the presidential lawyer is a class wide. You and Jesus are like BFFs, and don’t forget!
Frank Luntz had noticed that Ellis was a little off the mark in predicting victory in the Pennsylvania case after Rudy Giuliani had bewitched the robes of U.S. District Judge Matthew Brann, who appears to have already established a good relationship with the judge currently making recommendations Martini bars for Team Trump in public session. ”
In fact, we all laughed at Roodle Doodle because his Tuesday court appearance was indescribable and terrible. For this reason, Judge Brann dropped the case and dismissed the case on Saturday evening with prejudice.
Hizzoner wasn’t bloody impressed with the quality of the legal profession or the merits of the suit itself, which he called “Frankenstein’s monster” [that] was arbitrarily put together from two different theories to avoid controlling precedents. ”
One might expect a plaintiff to be tremendously armed with compelling legal arguments and factual evidence of widespread corruption in search of such a startling outcome, so this court would have no choice but to proceed with the proposed injunction despite the implications it would have , regrettably grant to such a large group of citizens. That didn’t happen. Instead, strained legal arguments of no merit and speculative allegations that were not contained in the operational complaint and were not supported by evidence were presented to the Court. In the United States of America, this cannot justify the disenfranchisement of any single voter, let alone all of the voters in its sixth most populous state.
The Trump campaign has already touched on the third circuit and you will be shocked to learn that the latest filing is a bitch too. But to understand how incredibly crappy this appeal is, it takes a quick lesson in federal civil procedure. That’s why you’re sending us the Wonkbucks!
In the federal court, the plaintiff has the right to change her complaint once, but after that she needs the blessing of the court for further revisions. In this case, the original complaint cited a number of Gobbledy books about Trump’s election observers in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh being excluded from the vote count. (They weren’t disfellowshipped.) But when the Third Circle decided candidates were unable to sue the state to enforce the electoral law, the Campaign’s knowledgeable (but evil) lawyer “used up” this mulligan in an overhaul, that corresponds to the Third Circle decision – that is, it took the stuff out of the election watchers.
After that, Giuliani threw a seizure, then marched in front of the court, demanding that a new pleading be filed in which he put the entire Gobbledy book back, not knowing that he would need the judge to sign his permit. In fact, he continued to act as if all of the nonsense from the first letter was still part of the official complaint and attempted to include photos of the canvas as evidence during Tuesday’s hearing of the petition for dismissal. Which the court granted by shouting, “Oh my god, you can’t bring any evidence now, you great farting turnip!” is just rude.
Judge Brann therefore saved it for his decision to reject the case by denying Rudy’s motion to amend the complaint, ruling that the Trump campaign was not standing, and held that even then the plaintiffs did not make a claim if they had confessed is an appeal.
“It is not within the power of this court to break the constitution,” he wrote.
Then there was great joy in Trumpland.
“Today’s decision helps us with our strategy of getting to the US Supreme Court quickly,” the campaign said. It’s like saying that having a cold room in the hospital morgue is part of your strategy for getting closer to God, but you can bet.
On Sunday evening, the campaign appealed to the Third Circle, in which it did not ask for another hearing in the waiting room of the Supreme Court, but for another shot at Judge Brann.
The complainants will demand that this court overturn the rejection of the amendment and order the district court to rule on the merits without delay and immediately to a hearing on the confirmation of the results of the presidential elections (or on the order of decertification, if this has already been certified ) if the The second amended complaint (ECF 172-2) contains valid claims.
In plain language, they did not appeal the denial of reputation or the decision that they were not making a legally recognizable claim. They just want the appeals court to ask Judge Brann to change their complaint again. Which is cool and all, except that it (a) won’t take them to the Supreme Court, (b) silently admits that they lack standing and that even if they can make changes again, (c) won’t stop it It is highly unlikely that the results will be confirmed today; and (d) it is highly unlikely to happen as the appellate court would find that the trial judge misused his discretion and Judge Brann set out several reasons for his rejection in the order Has.
But different from the ‘A-PLUS LAWYERIN’!
In the meantime, everything was not all right in the Trump campaign. Rudy’s leaky head stole Thursday’s show at the Presser, overshadowing Sidney Powell’s batshit, who talked about Venezuela and stole votes. But nobody’s putting Sidney in a corner, so she gave an interview to Newsmax on Saturday accusing Georgia’s Republican Governor Brian Kemp of getting paid to use Dominion voting machines to steal the elections for Joe Biden and Kelly Loeffler. (Yes, Kelly Loeffler, because obviously Doug Collins actually won.)
Attorney @ SidneyPowell1 on @Newsmax tonight: https://t.co/8u1tVwE7Pp
– Benny (@Benny) 1606012599.0
And that was apparently the response of the Trump campaign, which released a statement on Sunday saying, “Sidney Powell is a self-employed attorney. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. She is also not an attorney for the President on his personal trait. “As if we didn’t remember her being described as part of the Elite Strike Force at that Wackass presser Thursday, not to mention Trump’s tweet on November 14th. “Rudy Giuliani, Joseph DiGenova, Victoria Toensing, Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis.” A really great team that has been added to our other wonderful lawyers and agents! ”
Come on, Sidney Powell, bring us that crazy copy.
The evidence I am putting together is overwhelming that this software tool was used to shift millions of votes from President Trump and other Republican candidates to Biden and other Democratic candidates. We are preparing our lawsuit and planning to file it this week. It will be epic.
We will not allow this great republic to be stolen from outside and inside by communists, or our voices to be changed or tampered with by foreign actors in Hong Kong, Iran, Venezuela or Serbia who do not consider human life or the people who are the engine of this exceptional land.
#WeThePeople elected Donald Trump and other Republican candidates to restore the vision of America as a place of life, freedom and the pursuit of happiness.
You can support these efforts by making a non-tax deductible contribution to www.DefendingTheRepublic.org. #KrakenOnSteroids
Get out of the damn park! No wonder half of Parler believes that this person will lead the FBI in the long-promised arrest of all Liberals.
It’s a short week because of the holidays, but that won’t stop the Trump team from going insane for a full seven days before Wednesday. Buckle up![Memorandum Opinion / Emergency Motion for Expedited Review]
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