We confess we haven’t looked at Donald Trump’s Twitter diarrhea much lately. It’s soooooooo 2016-2020. Who has time for things that have exceeded their reception? Not nobody who matters. On January 20th we block the motherfucker. (Don’t have to unfollow, because never followed, because not a big fool.)
But we always have to make fun of the dumbest person ever born, so let’s admit it drove us crazy when we saw this tweet from El Stable Genius:
This was not my case, as has been so misreported. The case everyone has been waiting for is the state ‘… https://t.co/AvOciPl67M
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607521176.0
“The case everyone has been waiting for.” He really typed that. And yes, he’s talking about the incredibly stupid case filed by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. Almost all real lawyers say this is literally the stupidest thing the KRAKEN diaspora has ever filed. He’d think that’s for the best. That’s how stupid he is. Foolish enough to believe that you can bleach coronavirus out of your lungs. Stupid enough to think he should keep bragging about passing a dementia test. A lawsuit that may only have been filed because the indicted and under investigation Texas Attorney General is likely trying to suck as much Trump ass as possible before Trump is evicted from the White House in hopes of so many pardons.
We will intervene in the Texas (and many other states) case. This is the big one. Our country needs a victory!
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607521479.0
Intervene, you say? What to do to make it stupid somehow?
Our country has had a victory too, shit. A large. It was when Joe Biden got 270 votes a few days after the election, when enough ballots had been counted to show us who was the winner and who was the loser. (To be fair, we could really see how things went on the Wednesday morning after the election when states started counting postal ballots that Republicans didn’t use because Trump had yelled for months that they were SCAM11! 1! 1)
Honestly, our country has won victories almost every day for the past month as stupid Trump lawsuits have lost in court and every subsequent recount in every state that has done one (or more) of them has confirmed everything Joe Biden does, this is win, while Donald Trump is the same loser he was when he emerged from the womb and disappointed the whole world.
There is massive evidence of widespread fraud in the four states (plus) mentioned in the Texas lawsuit. Just take a look at … https://t.co/YfDtvPResL
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607524491.0
“This election fraud claim is controversial,” as are all claims made by Trump for being a shit liar and / or believing whatever they tell him on the One America News Network. Because he’s so stupid again.
Trump’s tweets right there are part of a day-long breakdown in case you were curious if today might have been the first day of Trump’s presidency that he decided to go to work. To that we say HAHA, verily, HAHA, forsooth, LOL!
Here’s another whine:
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607528075.0
We will soon learn about the word “courage” and save our country. I received hundreds of thousands from Lega … https://t.co/5BaWGjv77X
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607527066.0
It’s getting dumber, all of you.
It’s almost like they’re not Bellwether anymore because how the hell we don’t explain anything to this idiot.
On the evening of the election at 10:00 pm we won with the so-called “bookmakers” by 97%.
– Donald J. Trump (@ Donald J. Trump) 1607537100.0
It’s a brand for a person who thinks online polls at Breitbart are real polls to believe that the “bookies” are the ones calling the choice.
Because again, idiot.
Trump made other whimpers today, but you don’t care.
Enjoy this post, dear ones. In 42 days we will probably post more blog posts, but none of them will chronicle the worst president in American history working out his brain and self-esteem problems on Twitter.
And for that a grateful nation is GRATEFUL.
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